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I wasted so much time on the internet, should have been gaming but now I guess it’s time to go to sleep.
Just please promise you won’t think about me..cause you know how when you miss me you always have a way of winding up in my dreams.
aww, this makes me so sad. ^_^;
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this is perfect. that look on kurt’s face like the move was improvised. ^_^
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So I had that dream and now I’m all hyped up on Jason Sudeikis, watched two SNL episodes that BOTH started with him. And then I see this person has liked my entry…and I check out their blog, and that was not what I needed I mean..it was nice, but I definitely jizzed my pants.
I have always been crazy about him, I would not say he is the funniest but I have always sort of liked his sketches and think he’s pretty funny in movies…but oh my god, that man could get away with murdering someone in my family and I still wouldn’t be able to resist his charm. Like, I’d be mad at first of course…I just think he would smile and I’d sort of forget.
Let me tell you what I would do with Jason Sudeikis…I would lick him head to toe. I would have sex with him all day long, in every room of the house. I would go out to dinner with him and smile and giggle. And then go back home for more sex. Alright, I probably wouldn’t have the guts to do any of those things..but I would totally let him do whatever he wanted with me. If he wanted me to have sex with a paperbag over my head, I would…or do me in the butt. pfft, but that’s nothing. I would totally marry that sexy bastard. I would marry the heck out of Jason Sudeikis. Oh my god. When will I find a guy like that in REAL life?
I had a dream about Jason Sudeikis last night. It was one of those dreams that make you sad to wake up. He had been talking with me online and he showed up at my house and for some reason I couldn’t go out wherever he invited me..He was just smiling and left and in my head I suddenly regretted it. I mean he definitely seemed flirty and interested in me.
Man, what the fuck. Then my mom said that her and my dad were gonna be gone all Thanksgiving weekend so I’d have the place to myself so I figured that was an opportunity for us to be together alone…then I thought for a second and said “But mom, Thanksgiving isn’t for months”. She just said “I know” and laughed.
I also had some weird short post-apocalyptic dream. but anyway….could I please go out with Jason Sudeikis? maybe I should just stay asleep.
Oh god, I say this all the time… >_>
I saw this a while back and I wish more people could just recognize this. Not even to necessarily change anything about the way they live—but just to realize the balance of life and that we aren’t more important. :\ A lot of people are just too narrow-minded, I guess.
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Oh, right…it’s a Friday, no wonder you don’t have time for me. :\
I’m not mad, not offended….but honestly, it does always still bother me on some level. I never expected any of my leftover friends to pause their life just cause I’m not living mine. But it just is always a sort of bitter reminder.
seeing these “they could have both fit” things have pissed me off since Titanic originally came out.
People are so fucking dumb…it was NEVER about them not fitting…it was (like shown above) about the door flipping over. It was about the physics they clearly understood nothing about—what they really needed to do was get on the door from opposite sides to balance the weight.
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